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Bernstein No-Brainer

Bernstein 'No-Brainer' portfolio

William J. Bernstein · circa 2000 (The Intelligent Asset Allocator); restated in The Four Pillars of Investing (2002)

Live account on this site. This portfolio is also tracked here with a virtual $100,000 since 21.10.2026. Live account on this site →

Where it stands today

Data through 2026-09. Updated every month.

Since January+10.0 %
Last 12 months+13.4 %
Last 5 years, per year+7.9 %
Now below the peak−2.5 %
Place by 12 months13 / 60

Our calculation, 1926-07 – 2026-09

Per year9.3 %
Real (after inflation)6.2 %
Volatility15.0 %
Worst drop−72.8 %
Worst year−33.5 % (1931)
Best year61.0 %
Worst 12 months−52.8 %
Positive years76 %

24 % of this history is calculated with stand-ins for asset classes that did not exist yet (see “How we model it” and the page about data). Without stand-ins the history starts in 1990.

Growth of $10,000

$4,147$35,740$308,016$2,654,584$22,878,060$197,170,5081930194019501960197019801990200020102020
Bernstein No-Brainer: $76,253,014S&P 500: $196,488,890

Where it came from

William Bernstein, born 1948, is a neurologist (MD) with a PhD in chemistry who turned to portfolio theory and became an author of investment books. He ran the Efficient Frontier website (efficientfrontier.com) in the 1990s, and wrote 'The Intelligent Asset Allocator' (2000) and 'The Four Pillars of Investing' (2002; second edition 2023). Wikipedia notes that he introduced a lazy 'Coward's Portfolio' in 1996.

The 'No-Brainer' portfolio (also called the Simpleton's portfolio) appears in 'The Intelligent Asset Allocator' as an introductory example of the book's argument. It has four equal parts: a US large-cap blend (S&P 500) fund, a US small-cap fund, an international (ex-US) stock fund, and a short-term bond fund. According to Portfolio Charts it diversifies across asset class, region and size factor using only four holdings. Bernstein's wider message is that asset allocation matters more than security selection and market timing, and that small-cap and value stocks have historically earned premiums over the market.

The version in popular lazy-portfolio write-ups differs in two details. Portfolio Charts lists the bond sleeve as short-term US Treasuries and the international sleeve as developed ex-US stocks (one line even says small-cap). Lazy-portfolio sites (MyPlanIQ, Wealth Management) use a US total bond fund and a total international fund. The book's exact fund wording was not checked.

The No-Brainer later became the base for Bernstein's more elaborate suggestions, including 'Four Pillars Medium' (adds value tilts and real estate) as represented by Portfolio Charts. Bernstein himself stressed that the four-fund version is a starting point: it contains no emerging markets and no REITs. He argued that foreign developed stocks already capture most of the diversification benefit (as quoted on a Mutual Fund Observer thread).

Reception has been mixed. Portfolio Charts shows solid long-run real returns but a deep drawdown for the all-stock-heavy mix (75% stocks), and a 2018 Wealth Management comparison concluded that the No-Brainer underperformed on a risk-adjusted basis compared with other lazy portfolios.

What is in it

US large-cap stocks (S&P 500)25%
US small-cap stocks25%
International (ex-US developed) stocks25%Portfolio Charts says small-cap developed ex-US in its model; other sources say broad international
Short-term bonds25%Portfolio Charts: short-term Treasuries; other sources: US total bond market

Source of the shares: Portfolio Charts - No-Brainer Portfolio — portfoliocharts.com. Describes the four equal 25% holdings and attributes the portfolio to Bernstein's The Intelligent Asset Allocator. The book was not read.

How we model it

US large companies (S&P 500)25%
US small companies25%
Developed markets outside the US25%
Short-term government bonds25%

Direct mapping. Short-term bonds go to our bond_short (1-3 year government bonds), following the Portfolio Charts model; the international sleeve is taken as broad developed ex-US stocks, not small-cap only.

For a euro investor

The same portfolio bought with euros, without currency hedging: monthly returns converted at the end-of-month rate (German mark before 1999), inflation of the euro area. History in euros from 1953-10 to 2026-09.

Per year in euros8.8 %
After euro inflation5.9 %
Worst drop in euros−54.1 %
Worst year in euros−30.0 % (1973)
Safe withdrawal, 30 years, dollars3.99 % (1968-12)
Safe withdrawal, 30 years, euros2.92 % (1968-12)

The largest first-year withdrawal, then growing with inflation, that lasted 30 years from every monthly start. Test withdrawals for this portfolio →

How to build it with European funds

Examples of UCITS funds sold in the EU for each part of the portfolio. They track similar markets, not exactly the indices of our calculation.

PartShareExample funds (ISIN)
US large companies (S&P 500)25%iShares Core S&P 500 UCITS ETF USD (Acc) IE00B5BMR087
Vanguard S&P 500 UCITS ETF (USD) Distributing IE00B3XXRP09
US small companies25%SPDR Russell 2000 U.S. Small Cap UCITS ETF IE00BJ38QD84
iShares MSCI USA Small Cap ESG Enhanced CTB UCITS ETF USD (Acc) IE00B3VWM098
Developed markets outside the US (closest match)25%iShares Core MSCI Europe UCITS ETF EUR (Acc) IE00B4K48X80
iShares Core MSCI Japan IMI UCITS ETF IE00B4L5YX21
Short-term government bonds25%iShares USD Treasury Bond 1-3yr UCITS ETF (Dist) IE00B14X4S71
iShares Euro Government Bond 1-3yr UCITS ETF (Dist) IE00B14X4Q57

These are examples, not recommendations. Check the fund's key information document, costs and taxes with your broker before buying. Names and ISINs checked on justETF on 4 November 2026; Udak receives nothing from these funds.

The idea

Equal parts of four distinct sources of risk and return: large US stocks, small US stocks (a size premium), non-US stocks (country diversification) and short-term bonds (stability). Bernstein's reasoning is that a few uncorrelated building blocks are enough, and that 75% equities with 25% short bonds gives a high-equity portfolio with some buffer.

How people buy it

Examples from third-party sites: Vanguard 500 Index (VFINX) or VOO for large cap, Vanguard Small-Cap (NAESX) or VB for small cap, Vanguard Total International (VGTSX) or VEU/VEA for international, and a Vanguard bond fund (VBMFX/BND or short-term VBISX) for bonds.

Rebalancing as published

Annual rebalancing is used in the Wealth Management simulation; Bernstein's own rebalancing guidance for this exact portfolio was not retrieved.

Variants

Criticism

Through the eras

EraDatesTotalPer yearWorst dropS&P 500
Roaring Twenties boom1926-07 – 1929-08+94.2 %+23.3 %−5.6 %+153.7 %
Wall Street crash and Great Contraction1929-09 – 1932-07−66.1 %−31.0 %−72.8 %−78.2 %
New Deal recovery1932-08 – 1937-02+245.8 %+31.1 %−28.1 %+268.7 %
Recession within the Depression1937-03 – 1938-03−43.2 %−40.7 %−43.2 %−49.5 %
Rearmament and World War II1938-04 – 1945-09+187.7 %+15.1 %−20.5 %+205.8 %
Postwar expansion1945-10 – 1965-12+733.5 %+11.0 %−22.0 %+1212.9 %
Golden age of the 1950s1950-01 – 1959-12+293.0 %+14.7 %−12.1 %+438.8 %
Go-go years and nifty-fifty1966-01 – 1968-12+51.2 %+14.8 %−12.9 %+34.0 %
The Great Inflation (stagflation)1969-01 – 1982-07+140.6 %+6.7 %−35.3 %+84.6 %
1973-74 oil shock and bear market1973-01 – 1974-12−32.4 %−17.8 %−35.3 %−41.7 %
Second oil shock and the Volcker disinflation1979-01 – 1982-08+68.7 %+15.3 %−11.7 %+59.2 %
Great bull market in stocks and bonds1982-08 – 1999-12+977.6 %+14.6 %−24.3 %+2060.4 %
Black Monday1987-08 – 1987-12−18.0 %—−24.3 %−21.8 %
Savings-and-loan crisis and 1990 recession1990-07 – 1991-03+3.3 %—−14.4 %+7.4 %
1994 bond market massacre1994-02 – 1994-12−2.3 %—−4.1 %−3.2 %
Asian and Russian financial crises1997-07 – 1998-10+7.9 %+5.9 %−14.2 %+22.4 %
Dot-com bubble and crash2000-03 – 2002-10−21.6 %−8.7 %−24.6 %−37.2 %
Recovery and housing boom2002-11 – 2007-09+105.1 %+15.7 %−6.1 %+97.0 %
Global financial crisis2007-10 – 2009-03−35.0 %−24.9 %−40.1 %−44.7 %
The decade after the crisis2009-04 – 2019-12+207.6 %+11.0 %−16.6 %+411.2 %
Fourth-quarter 2018 sell-off2018-09 – 2018-12−12.6 %—−12.6 %−14.4 %
Covid crash and stimulus boom2020-02 – 2021-12+34.0 %+16.5 %−16.9 %+53.6 %
Inflation shock and rate hikes2022-01 – 2022-12−14.0 %−14.0 %−19.5 %−19.9 %

Calendar years

-33%61%1927: +24.8%1928: +30.6%1929: -15.8%1930: -23.4%19301931: -33.5%1932: -4.9%1933: +61.0%1934: +7.1%1935: +36.9%1936: +29.6%1937: -29.7%1938: +23.3%1939: +2.0%1940: -4.9%19401941: -8.0%1942: +14.9%1943: +30.3%1944: +21.8%1945: +36.0%1946: -5.5%1947: +1.4%1948: -0.4%1949: +16.1%1950: +24.8%19501951: +14.3%1952: +9.3%1953: +0.2%1954: +39.3%1955: +18.0%1956: +6.5%1957: -8.2%1958: +39.9%1959: +12.0%1960: +0.4%19601961: +21.2%1962: -7.8%1963: +15.4%1964: +13.2%1965: +17.1%1966: -4.7%1967: +34.2%1968: +18.2%1969: -10.7%1970: +1.3%19701971: +14.9%1972: +10.5%1973: -17.1%1974: -18.5%1975: +36.0%1976: +28.0%1977: +4.2%1978: +10.0%1979: +24.3%1980: +27.5%19801981: +3.1%1982: +23.9%1983: +22.4%1984: +4.9%1985: +27.8%1986: +13.1%1987: +0.1%1988: +16.5%1989: +21.7%1990: -7.2%19901991: +25.7%1992: +5.1%1993: +16.3%1994: +1.9%1995: +21.6%1996: +12.5%1997: +15.7%1998: +11.4%1999: +22.6%2000: -3.8%20002001: -2.8%2002: -11.5%2003: +33.1%2004: +13.2%2005: +7.5%2006: +15.6%2007: +5.8%2008: -26.9%2009: +23.9%2010: +14.9%20102011: -4.3%2012: +12.9%2013: +25.3%2014: +2.9%2015: -1.4%2016: +10.0%2017: +16.3%2018: -7.0%2019: +19.9%2020: +15.2%20202021: +14.5%2022: -14.0%2023: +16.3%2024: +11.0%2025: +16.4%

Any N-year period

Any N-year periodWorst10 % worse thanMedian10 % better thanBest
1 y (1192)−52.8 %−9.0 %+11.5 %+29.6 %+141.8 %
3 y (1168)−33.5 %−1.4 %+10.5 %+18.5 %+42.7 %
5 y (1144)−14.6 %+1.8 %+9.8 %+16.6 %+31.8 %
10 y (1084)−1.5 %+5.4 %+9.6 %+14.4 %+18.3 %
15 y (1024)+2.1 %+6.3 %+9.6 %+13.5 %+17.4 %
20 y (964)+3.8 %+7.1 %+10.2 %+13.1 %+15.0 %
30 y (844)+7.4 %+8.1 %+10.5 %+11.9 %+13.2 %

How it behaved in history

Published results (by others)

What we could not verify

Sources

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Calculated on historical data. Past results do not predict the future. Models before the 1990s use stand-ins for classes that had no index yet; fees, taxes and fund costs are not included. This is mathematics, not an investment recommendation.